brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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