It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
why is half of my head shaved?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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