We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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