He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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