is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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