Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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