Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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