Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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