Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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