He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
how do flat chested girls get laid?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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