She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
