Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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