I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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