I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Randomize
