can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Randomize
