ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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