why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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