Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
