i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize
