Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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