walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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