What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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