I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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