i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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