Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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