haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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