ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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