Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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