You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Randomize
