There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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