you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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