I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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