the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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