I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
