i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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