you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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