We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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