girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
well you can't waste a boner
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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