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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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