oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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