Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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