I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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