I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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