According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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