what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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