I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
