I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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