whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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