Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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