I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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