I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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